and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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