YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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