the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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