She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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