Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I have tasted many bathrooms
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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