508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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