i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize