Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
50% drunk capacity currently
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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