id be glad to
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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