so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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