I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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