how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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