It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
