# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Randomize
