I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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