there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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