she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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