she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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