Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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