I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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