try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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