My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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