so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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