Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You can't special order awesome
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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