no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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