I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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