Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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