Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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