I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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