he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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