we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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