i just google imaged poop.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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