i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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