whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
A+ Viking dick
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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