I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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