i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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