I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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