This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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