I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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