What a fucking waste of an outfit
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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