All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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