Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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