I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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