Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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