Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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