is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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