So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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