best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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