I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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