Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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