I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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