My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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