Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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