I must be too annoying 4 u.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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