hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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